An orgasm is that point in time that can't be measured; a mystical instant that doesn't really exist in this dimension
Massive Attack’s new vid for their song Paradise Circus.
Fucking amazing. Has a bit of porn, not that you guys care right? It’s pretty graphic, and at one point she deep throats a snake..
A concern that a few guy friends of mine have recently expressed is that it’s very difficult to dress well without dressing like a hipster. I agree - in order to dress well, you must dress somewhat hipster, UNLESS - you can pull off the “business casual” look, which usually only works on somewhat older men. This guy is working that look perfectly.


Going through my mom’s phone, found this convo between her and my little sister Bear. Couldn’t fit it all in one screenshot; scroll.
Sure beats those tacky face-in-hole photo boards, amirite?
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HAHAHAHAHA I fucking love this, this would totally happen in China.
Ashley Browning: “Videogame Minimalism”
Browning says:
This is an exploration of how a few key shapes from well-loved characters are instantly recognisable even when reduced to these simple forms.
A number of designs from the series are available as T-shirts here.
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So true. I didn’t even notice that they were missing details until I read it.
Prank of the Day: The G\groom told his best man “no pranks before the wedding,” which he took to mean “please prank me after the wedding,” and decided to hook his buddy’s bed to a device that tweets everytime he and his blushing bride do the just-married mambo.
tl;dr? Worst. Best man. Ever.
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HAHAHAHAHA that suuccckksss.
Coolest Kids Bed Ever of the Day: Can’t sleep, T. rex will eat me. Can’t sleep, T. rex will eat me.
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Excellent
I can't believe I'm typing this right now...
…because I’m currently 11,080 meters above Fort Worth, Texas, traveling 480 m/h, in a fucking airplane. Delta now offers in-flight internet. This is easily the coolest thing I’ve ever done! I’m so fucking impressed - what CAN’T human beings achieve? We can seriously do anything we put our mind to..wowowowow
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