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When a man thinks, there is a spot of fire alive in his mind - and it’s proper that he should have the burning point of a cigarette as his one expression.

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Splane are you/we going? I’m down

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Splane are you/we going? I’m down

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An orgasm is that point in time that can't be measured; a mystical instant that doesn't really exist in this dimension

Massive Attack’s new vid for their song Paradise Circus.

Fucking amazing. Has a bit of porn, not that you guys care right? It’s pretty graphic, and at one point she deep throats a snake..

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Autumn leaves

A concern that a few guy friends of mine have recently expressed is that it’s very difficult to dress well without dressing like a hipster. I agree - in order to dress well, you must dress somewhat hipster, UNLESS - you can pull off the “business casual” look, which usually only works on somewhat older men. This guy is working that look perfectly.

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Autumn leaves

A concern that a few guy friends of mine have recently expressed is that it’s very difficult to dress well without dressing like a hipster. I agree - in order to dress well, you must dress somewhat hipster, UNLESS - you can pull off the “business casual” look, which usually only works on somewhat older men. This guy is working that look perfectly.

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Going through my mom’s phone, found this convo between her and my little sister Bear. Couldn’t fit it all in one screenshot; scroll.

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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money
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Sure beats those tacky face-in-hole photo boards, amirite?
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HAHAHAHAHA I fucking love this, this would totally happen in China.

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Sure beats those tacky face-in-hole photo boards, amirite?

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HAHAHAHAHA I fucking love this, this would totally happen in China.

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Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki Remix)

Following in Benny Benassi’s footsteps, Steve Aoki also treats ‘Pursuit of Happiness’ to a little (less) Red Bull and Vodka. Mm mmm.

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This shit is crazy! Calgary Cosplay

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So into the rings, and everyone seems to have that Cheap Monday tank but me. Double u tee eff

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So into the rings, and everyone seems to have that Cheap Monday tank but me. Double u tee eff

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Ashley Browning: “Videogame Minimalism”
Browning says:

This is an exploration of how a few key shapes from well-loved characters are instantly recognisable even when reduced to these simple forms.

A number of designs from the series are available as T-shirts here.
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So true. I didn’t even notice that they were missing details until I read it.

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Ashley Browning:Videogame Minimalism

Browning says:

This is an exploration of how a few key shapes from well-loved characters are instantly recognisable even when reduced to these simple forms.

A number of designs from the series are available as T-shirts here.

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So true. I didn’t even notice that they were missing details until I read it.

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Prank of the Day: The G\groom told his best man “no pranks before the wedding,” which he took to mean “please prank me after the wedding,” and decided to hook his buddy’s bed to a device that tweets everytime he and his blushing bride do the just-married mambo.
tl;dr? Worst. Best man. Ever.
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HAHAHAHAHA that suuccckksss.

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Prank of the Day: The G\groom told his best man “no pranks before the wedding,” which he took to mean “please prank me after the wedding,” and decided to hook his buddy’s bed to a device that tweets everytime he and his blushing bride do the just-married mambo.

tl;dr? Worst. Best man. Ever.

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HAHAHAHAHA that suuccckksss.

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Coolest Kids Bed Ever of the Day: Can’t sleep, T. rex will eat me. Can’t sleep, T. rex will eat me.
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Excellent

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Coolest Kids Bed Ever of the Day: Can’t sleep, T. rex will eat me. Can’t sleep, T. rex will eat me.

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Excellent

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Oh, Mary Bernton.

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I can't believe I'm typing this right now...

…because I’m currently 11,080 meters above Fort Worth, Texas, traveling 480 m/h, in a fucking airplane. Delta now offers in-flight internet. This is easily the coolest thing I’ve ever done! I’m so fucking impressed - what CAN’T human beings achieve? We can seriously do anything we put our mind to..wowowowow

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